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caldrail

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Post Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:57 am

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

- When you wonder why you keep respawning in hospital

- When you can't park a car with some guy with semaphores to guide you in

- When you try helplessly to raise air traffic control on the car radio

- When you jump out of the car if the engine starts misfiring
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Post Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:32 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

...when you awake on the floor next to your computer and parachute lines have you wrapped like a fish in a net.
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caldrail

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Post Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:53 am

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

Ohmigawd - I'm like that with duvets on a warm night.... How can anyone play IL2 too much? I mean, what else in life is there? Sex? Oh get off you silly woman, I'm struggling with three luftwaffe fighters!

Erm.... What does 'divorce' mean?
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Post Wed May 01, 2013 11:05 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

You know you've been playing too long when Il2 has many glitches and freezes to where it is unplayable. That is what is happening to me. No way to fix it so i quit...Time to start over! :D

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Post Fri May 10, 2013 10:00 am

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

_ When the nurse comes in to the room and switches off the PC.

_ When you get an invite to the IL2 re-enactment society

_ When you see a youngster logging on to a PC and mutter that he'll only last two weeks.
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Post Sat May 11, 2013 6:01 am

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

... you have an accident and you miss the orange 'Mission Over' in front of your head, and wonder that you don't see the Debriefing


... a police car is behind you and in your head you hear the Speech:

Here No. 3 : Watch out 6 o clock!
Here No. 2: Holy Crap Clear my tail
Here No.3 : Copy, attack the escort , attacking with rockets
Here No.3 : Direct Hit. Target Destroyed! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Here No. 2: Ok We're finished here, Let's go home
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Post Sat May 11, 2013 11:38 am

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

. . . when your wife comes home excited and says: "Honey, we have a new car!"
And you ask with calm voice: "And ... is it flyable?" :)
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Post Sat May 11, 2013 4:12 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

When you have to go looking for addons for IL2 at Oldies_Games.com :wink:

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Post Sat May 11, 2013 7:33 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

... when you realize how many other flight simulators in the last 10 years of playing IL-2, which are published alongside you all did not notice because they are so POOR
:lol:

... when you drive in a car and you're afraid you could touch one of these NVUFTYOCSFTA (Non-Visible-Ultraflat-forrests-that-you-only-can-see-from-the-air) and explode ^^

... when you ask yourself if you could buy a Real Warbird with Sidewinder Force Feedback 2 Joystick :D
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Post Thu May 30, 2013 4:06 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

...When you start thinking that being shot at by "only" one or two 7.65mm machine guns is not that serious threat :shock: :mrgreen:
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Post Thu May 30, 2013 10:59 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

...when the menu music gets stuck in your head for weeks.
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Post Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:47 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

... when you ask Oleg Maddox if a 4.09m version of il2COD will be released soon :lol: ;o)

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Post Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:55 am

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

When you pull into a petrol station and ask a mechanic to rearm the guns. Hey... Hang on... Why is this petrol station selling road maps? That's just giving information away to the enemy...
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Post Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:59 am

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

...when you wonder why cars don't explode when an accident happens.
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Post Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:06 pm

Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...

...when the game clock automatically switches the map from "summer" to "winter" version.
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