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Just curious at to what template (If any-...does one even exist yet?) the CoD skinners here are using for the aircraft like the Bf-109, Spitfire and Hurricane.
Or perhaps you guys have created your own basic templates?

In the open countryside, an old shepherd sits peacefully by his broad herd, which is spread across the wide grass fields.

Then he sees a car, a brand new SUV, approaching on the bumpy dirt track, raising a cloud of dust.

The car stops by the shepherd and the driver, a young man in an elegant suit, gets off while keeping talking in his earphone. In a pause, he asks the sheperd: - Excuse me, gentleman, is this the shortcut to the town?

The old shepherd replies: - Yes, mister, but the bridge ahead is closed for maintenance today. You'll have to go all the way back and take the other road.

The young man swears and curses at his SATNAV, still barking at the phone, and delays his appointment to the following day. Then, while walking around to cool down, he looks at the pasturing sheeps.

Young Man: - What a huge amount of sheeps you have!

Shepherd: - Indeed, mister.

YM - Are they worthy?

S - Fine wool sheeps mister, 'bout 1000 € each.

The young man whistles. - Do you want to have a bet? If I guess the exact number of your sheeps, I'll take one. If i miss, I'll give you 1000 €.

The shepherd mumbles. His sheeps are really numerous, scattered throughout the fields, and constantly moving and mixing. He himself barely knows their exact number. - OK mister, i'm in. Make your guess!

The young man tells the shepherd to wait and gets back to the car. Time passes... only three hours later, the man comes back to the shepherd and states: - You have exactly 412 head of cuttle!

The shepherd is impressed: - That's right, mister! How did you guess that?

YM - I connected my laptop wireless to the internet via my mobile phone, so i could get a real-time satellite picture of this area, furtherly improve its resolution with a photo editing program and compare it with the plans of this field that I found in the public registries, then I made a cross-calculation by using an application to extract the total of the white spots in the picture, and another one to calculate the amount of sheeps from the total white area, given the average size of a single sheep. With those data, a statistic program gave me the answer with a 0,03% margin for error!

S - OK, mister, you got that, you can pick up a sheep.

The young man walks among the animals, chooses the one he likes the most, and proudly leads it towards the SUV.

As he's trying to load it into the car, the shepherd says: - Hey mister, what about another bet? If I guess your exact job, I'll take my sheep back; otherwise I'll give you another one.

The young man reflects. He hasn't spoken about his job while at the phone, his clothes and his car have no logos nor ADs on them, and laptops and mobiles are very common nowadays. There's no way he might have revealed his job, he just looks like a well dressed man with a SUV. So he accepts.

The shepherd immediately states: - You are a management consultant!

The young man is astonished: - That's true! How did you guess that?

The shepherd quietly replies: - That was quite obvious, mister: you came here unrequired making a big show, you took a lot of time and resources to tell me something I already knew, and wanted a high fee for that, while it's evident that you don't know anything about what I do. Now, give me back my dog!

Historical skin of Bf 109G-6 - Stab II./JG 5, flown by Major Horst Carganico, Alakurtti/Filand, September 1943

Skin made by _Harpia_Mafra55_
Template made by Jester
Internals made by Shooter

CLICK ON PHOTO TO DOWNLOAD SKIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jphYnNJQ ... r_embedded

Hi there

i updated my IL2 to Up3 RC2 and everyting works fine. I stepped forward to UP3 RC4 and suddenly most of the briefings of the single player campaigns i played are now missing.
Does anyone have a idea to solve this problem?
Any thoughts.....over?!

HOW TO START A FIGHT.
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to
verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

...........................................................................

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

..........................................................................

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

:mrgreen:
Deutschmark

Historical skin of Bf 109G-10 - W.Nr 770269 (WNF),
2./NAGr 14, Fürth, May 1945.

Skin made by _Harpia_Mafra55_
Template made by Jester
Internals made by Shooter

CLICK ON PHOTO TO DOWNLOAD SKIN

Get it here:http://www.mission4today.com/index.php?n...ils&id=982

This is a semi-historical Vichy French (in other words a very loose depiction of real events) 10-mission campaign, set in the May of 1942 during the British invasion on the island also known as the “Operation Ironclad”. You will be mostly flying Morane 406 fighters with Escadrille 565.

Compatible with DBW 1.6

Videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA6xekMeZRs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YRM--CQJRg

Ha Ha Ha Ha IL2 Fitness :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi there

I'm having a problem with my PC that I original put down to a virus, but since then I have wiped the hard disk and reinstalled win 7 and the problem is still there.

The problems is that some programs don't start at all or they run fine (ish) but then they don't close down fully, in both case they just look like there sitting there on task manger doing nothing at all. Again in both cases when this happens I cannot kill / shout down the process with any process manger program I have tried.

Only thing I can find that these programs have in common is they leave data in private bytes, about 1/4 of what they was original using.

I have tried a number of things but I can't seem to find the cause and I am lost.