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New english netmessages. - vmf214pappy - 07.04.2008

Tired of the same ole netmessages or bad Oleg English ie Pappy renders Havoks controls unsusable.

I have went through and made some of mine own. Added some humor and some gore to the netmessages. American humor included. I am not sure how to upload a file here but i can copy and paste my netmessages from the text file. If you want to give them a try just open your il2 folder and open the i18n folder and open netmessages (note this is english only so dont open the de or fr folders etc those are german, french etc.). If you wish to return to defualt back up the orginal, than all you got to do is remove orginal text and paste in mine and save and your set.

If any typo's or problem please let me know, but it is quit easy for you to edit your netmessages yourself to what you please.

NOTE! only players that have these netmessages will see them, others on server will see defualt netmessages. Pass it along to your buddies if you wish for some good laughs, if they get boring edit them again. here you go.



user_joins {0} joins the battle.
user_leaves {0} has surrendered and left the battle.
user_kicked {0} has been booted by the host admin.
user_timeouts {0} has been idle for too long and is kicked.

user_joinarmy {0} joins the {1} army.
user_readytogo {0} is ready to go.

user_cheating1 Lag, Packet loss has been detected!
user_cheating2 Warping has been detected!
user_cheating3 Dial-up connection has been detected!
user_cheating4 Warp Drive engaged! Packet loss detected!
user_cheating5 {0} kicks his modem as he warps across the sky!

user_cheatkick1 {0} is autokicked by the host.
user_cheatkick2 {0} is booted from the game.
user_cheatkick3 {0} has been booted.

gore_kill1 {1} has been PwNeD by {0}.
gore_kill2 {0} is victorious over {1}.
gore_kill3 {1} is splattered across the sky by {0}.
gore_kill4 {1} has been schooled by {0}.
gore_kill5 {0} You Ace You! As he brings down {1}''s plane.

gore_killaaa1 {0} is brought down by uber AAA.
gore_killaaa2 {0} is shot down by a peasant with muzzle loader.
gore_killaaa3 {0} + flak shell = BOOM!
gore_killaaa4 {0}''s body explodes in his cockpit from a massive artillery shell!
gore_killaaa5 {0}''s dentures are polished by a massive flak burst!

gore_gun1 {0} body explodes from a artillery round.
gore_gun2 {0} catches an artillery round up his tailpipe.
gore_gun3 {0} has been killed by massive artillery round up the keyster.

gore_tank1 {0} has been killed by a tank what a NUB.
gore_tank2 {0} has been Uberfied by a tank's main gun.
gore_tank3 {0} swallows a MBT cannon.

gore_ship1 {0} has been killed by a crack shot ship gunner.
gore_ship2 {0} is brought down by drunk naval AAA.
gore_ship3 Ship AAA scores direct hit and scatters {0}''s all over the sky.

gore_ai1 {0} was shot down by an AI plane Uberific!
gore_ai2 AI plane brings a horrific end to {0}.
gore_ai3 {0} loses the fight to an AI plane what a nub!

gore_sawwing1 {0} neatly saws off {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing2 {0} slices off {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing3 {1} has lost a wing to {0}''s uber shot.
gore_sawwing4 {0}''s gunnery removes {1} of a much needed wing.
gore_sawwing5 {1} is de-winged by {0}''s Uber gunfire.

gore_blowwing1 {0} neatly blows {1}''s wing off.
gore_blowwing2 {1}''s wing is blown off with {0}''s uber shot.
gore_blowwing3 Uber shot, {0}!
gore_blowwing4 Great shot, {0}, {1} loses a wing!
gore_blowwing5 {0} You Ace you!!!

gore_blowup1 Nice shot, {0}! {1} is vaporized!
gore_blowup2 {0} detonates {1}''s fuel tank.
gore_blowup3 {1} explodes showering entrails all over {0}''s windscreen.
gore_blowup4 {0} lites up {1} like a Christmas tree!
gore_blowup5 {1} Has been scattered across the sky by {0}''s concentrated fire.
gore_blowup5 {0} Gives everyone a fireworks show as he explodes {1} all over the sky!

gore_lightfuel1 {0} raises the thermostat for {1}.
gore_lightfuel2 {0} scores a direct hit on {1}''s fuel tank.
gore_lightfuel3 {0} sets {1}''s fuel on fire as he screams in agony.

gore_lighteng1 {0} gives {1}''s "cockpit heater" a new meaning!
gore_lighteng2 {0} lights up {1}''s crate like roman candle.
gore_lighteng3 {1} is on toasted like marshmallo!

gore_blowtail1 {0} blows {1}''s tail completely off.
gore_blowtail2 {0} saws {1} in half.
gore_blowtail3 {1}''s keyster is blown clean off.

gore_pk1 {1} ventilates {0}''s coconut!
gore_pk2 {0} riddles {1}''s body, making a mess of his cockpit.
gore_pk3 {1} screams with agony dieing violently!
gore_pk4 {0} turns {1}''s body into a heap of meat!
gore_pk5 {0} turns {1}''s body into a high velocity projectile interceptor!

gore_pk301 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s cannon fire.
gore_pk302 {0} puts a cannon shell through {1}''s body.
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage!

gore_headshot1 {0} removes {1}''s nugget!
gore_headshot2 {0} snipes {1} with a headshot!
gore_headshot3 {0} beheaded {1}!

gore_throat1 {0} puts a round right through {1}''s throat!
gore_throat2 {0} shoots {1} through the neck!
gore_throat3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bullet!

gore_gk1 {0} silences {1}''s gunner.
gore_gk2 {1}''s gunner splattered by {0}''s fire.
gore_gk3 {0} burdens {1} with a body in the gunner seat.

gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.

gore_hitctrls1 {0} cuts {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls2 {0} snaps {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls3 {1} loses controls to {0}''s well placed fire.

gore_crashes1 {0} augers into the Earth like a meteor!
gore_crashes2 {0} is a lawndart!
gore_crashes3 {0} eats a mouthful of dirt!
gore_crashes4 {0} gives a new meaning to the word "MudMover"
gore_crashes5 {0} plays Dig Dug with his aircraft.

gore_lands1 {0} lands perfectly!
gore_lands2 {0} is on the ground safe and sound.
gore_lands3 {0} has returned to home base.
gore_lands4 {0} lands and lives to fly another day!
gore_lands5 {0} lands and heads straight for the latrine.

gore_crashland1 {0} totals his bird on landing and calls Geico.
gore_crashland2 {0} skips across the runway attempting a land speed record.
gore_crashland3 {0}''s crate burns on the runway.
gore_crashland4 {0}''s crate bounces on landing like a pogo stick, littering the runway!
gore_crashland5 {0} fails miserably on landing approach.

gore_ditch1 {0} ditches his bird.
gore_ditch2 {0} lands in a field of cow manure!
gore_ditch3 {0} successfully crash lands in BFE!
gore_ditch4 {0} manages to ditch in a mine field!
gore_ditch5 could'nt make it back to the airfield hey {0}

gore_swim1 {0} feeds the fish.
gore_swim2 {0} goes skiing.
gore_swim3 {0} goes for a swim with the sharks.
gore_swim4 {0} attempts water landing.
gore_swim5 {0} shows us why life preservers are important.

gore_pkonchute1 {1} is ventilated in his chute by {0}!
gore_pkonchute2 {0} shoots {1} hanging in his bloody chute!
gore_pkonchute3 {0} turns {1} into a heap of meat!
gore_pkonchute4 {0} is a chute shooter!
gore_pkonchute5 {1} is decimated in his chute by {0} what honor!

gore_spins1 {0} spun out!
gore_spins2 {0} stalls.
gore_spins3 {0} spins out of control.

gore_spinfatal1 {0} did not recover from a spin.
gore_spinfatal2 {0} crashed and burned.
gore_spinfatal3 {0} spins into the ground.

gore_rocketed1 {1} tastes {0}''s rocket!
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket scores a direct hit on {1}!
gore_rocketed3 {1} gets a jolt from {0}''s rocket!

gore_bombed1 {1} has swallowed {0}''s bomb!
gore_bombed2 {0} scores a direct bomb hit on {1}!
gore_bombed3 {1} catches {0}''s bomb in his lap!

gore_walkaway1 {0} lights a smoke as he walks away from crash site.
gore_walkaway2 {0} decides to go for a long walk after crashing is plane.
gore_walkaway3 {0} runs away from his engulfed aircraft.
gore_walkaway4 {0} wonders how he survived that crash.
gore_walkaway5 {0} places his horrific crash on Youtube.

gore_burnedcpt1 {0} is roasted extra crispy, finger licking good.
gore_burnedcpt2 {0} cant escape his cockpit and is burned alive.
gore_burnedcpt3 {0} screams in agony as his skin melts off.
gore_burnedcpt4 {0} body temperature reaches 5000 degrees Kelvin, as he is roasted alive!
gore_burnedcpt5 {0} becomes a human sparkler as he burns alive in his cockpit!

gore_hitouttac1 {0} blows {1} out of control.
gore_hitouttac2 {0} sends {1} spinning out of control.
gore_hitouttac3 {0} hits {1} hard!

gore_vulcher1 {0} is definitely a dirty vulcher.
gore_vulcher2 {0}, winners don''t play vulcher's, but it sure is fun.
gore_vulcher3 {0}, you vulcher you!
gore_vulcher4 {0} strafes {1}''s poor defenseless aircraft.
gore_vulcher5 {0} pounds {1}''s aircraft on the ground.

gore_captured {0} has beed captured and water boarded by the opposing force.
gore_bailedout {0} hits the silk.
gore_killed {0} dies squealing like a pig.

- F22-Raptor-2006 - 08.04.2008

haha dies squaeling like a pig!! nice!

- Hellzone - 08.04.2008

LOL :o every one needs this XD

- vmf214pappy - 09.04.2008

Exactly so everyone can see it in game and laugh. Everyone download these brighten up your netmessages from the boring.

- m4sherman14 - 10.04.2008

Here is a download link if you are to lazy to do it yourself :D

http://www.MegaShare.com/390570

- GentleKiller - 13.04.2008

nice work pappy! thanks!

oh, remember me? its me HardKnock or GentleKiller Smile :o

- Spidermonkey - 14.04.2008

Any chance of using http://www.mediafire.com ?

No timer and straight to download.

For some reason this gets stuck on the loading download screen?

Like the look of this, just can't get it Sad

Cheers SM

- vmf214pappy - 15.04.2008

here is filefront link to the text file to download

http://files.filefront.com/netmessagesp ... einfo.html