27.03.2009, 05:12
You know some days I just wonder what this world is coming to, the call of the Dark Side just doesn't have the same allure it once did.
Used to be you could convince 90% of kids to leave school early and become garbos, cleaners and "appreintices" at minimum wage for the rest of their lives so you could turn them into the unthinking masses who worship the very ground anyone in a suit with a clean haircut walks, call them stupid and make them pay $400,000 for a house worth $30,000 and $32,000 for a car worth $8,000 at an interest rate and debt repayment plan entered into by the time they've learned to stop night emmissions of approximately $1.5m paid over an entire lifetime so their kids in turn can also be our servants...
I tell you this whole attitude of getting serious about your school work is going to bring the entire captialist system down. If our current plan of convincing you that you can all become teenage celebrities by losing some weight and devolving every last brain cell to pander to a telemarketing ad masquerading as pop culture and 3 greedy drug addicted paedophiles with 400 sycophants called Hollywood...well we're just going to have to get serious about framing up Iran for a soon to reach a cinema near you Invade the Middle East the Sequel: stealing Caucasus Russian oil supplies through the Afghani pipeline whilst pretending to uncover WMDs in Iran.
I mean this time the Russkies might really use those Flankers of theirs.
You're shirking your responsibilities. Leave school. Play games. Feed the rich. Be jesus.
Used to be you could convince 90% of kids to leave school early and become garbos, cleaners and "appreintices" at minimum wage for the rest of their lives so you could turn them into the unthinking masses who worship the very ground anyone in a suit with a clean haircut walks, call them stupid and make them pay $400,000 for a house worth $30,000 and $32,000 for a car worth $8,000 at an interest rate and debt repayment plan entered into by the time they've learned to stop night emmissions of approximately $1.5m paid over an entire lifetime so their kids in turn can also be our servants...
I tell you this whole attitude of getting serious about your school work is going to bring the entire captialist system down. If our current plan of convincing you that you can all become teenage celebrities by losing some weight and devolving every last brain cell to pander to a telemarketing ad masquerading as pop culture and 3 greedy drug addicted paedophiles with 400 sycophants called Hollywood...well we're just going to have to get serious about framing up Iran for a soon to reach a cinema near you Invade the Middle East the Sequel: stealing Caucasus Russian oil supplies through the Afghani pipeline whilst pretending to uncover WMDs in Iran.
I mean this time the Russkies might really use those Flankers of theirs.
You're shirking your responsibilities. Leave school. Play games. Feed the rich. Be jesus.