[caldrail]

Well that sums up the competition. Congratulations to Planemad for providing the most correct answers to this most prized of competition. I have no doubt he wonders what boon shall be awarded in victory. He has of course won the heart of the Lady Gertrude and her father offers his lands and title just as soon as our worthy winner completes his quest to free her from the evil dragon down the road.

Oh, no, hang on, I forgot one error. He who successfully nominates the awful gaffe correctly will receive the magic sword required to slay the foul beastie.