24.02.2016, 16:41
I know it is a revival of that old topic, but
I got 2 jokes that made me laugh...
First one:
Robert takes a pill of Viagra and cuts it into 4 pieces. His wife, horrified, asks: "Robert, why are you doing that?" He answers: "But I only want to kiss you !!!!"
XD
Second one:
A fucking-drunk guy is going to bed. His wife says: "You Asshole! Did you forget that all your friends have died from vodka?" The next day, he is going to bed with a fucking-skinfull and says his wife: "I went to the cimetery today, to see my friends, and it is written 'From loving wife', 'From children', and never 'from Vodka' !!!"
XD
Ted
I got 2 jokes that made me laugh...
First one:
Robert takes a pill of Viagra and cuts it into 4 pieces. His wife, horrified, asks: "Robert, why are you doing that?" He answers: "But I only want to kiss you !!!!"
XD
Second one:
A fucking-drunk guy is going to bed. His wife says: "You Asshole! Did you forget that all your friends have died from vodka?" The next day, he is going to bed with a fucking-skinfull and says his wife: "I went to the cimetery today, to see my friends, and it is written 'From loving wife', 'From children', and never 'from Vodka' !!!"
XD
Ted