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Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - LeBigTed - 19.03.2013
...When you wake up sweaty and your wife asks you if you are well because you shouted 'Rayak 2, BAIL OUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE !!!'
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I love this thread ;o)
Ted
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Deutschmark - 20.03.2013
when your beard is starting to hit the floor and you are still trying to kill the guy in front of you...
Deutschmark :mrgreen:
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Serpiko - 20.03.2013
...when you run out of fuel, despite it is selected as 'unlimited' :wink:
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - LeBigTed - 23.03.2013
... When you see in The Voice (a TV Show) a singer whose name is Ralf Hartmann, and you ask your wife: "Maybe he is Erich Hartmann's son"
... When you ask your wife: "Do you know who is Erich Hartmann ?" and gently, your wife answers "A pilot..." :
) Yes then, definitely you've been playing IL2 for too long... Time to go to bed with your wife, Shhhh.... ;o)
Ted ;o)
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Fireskull - 23.03.2013
...when the grim reaper is standing behind you looking at IL-2 on the screen and taps on your shoulder saying, "Okay, buddy - for you the war is over."
Clinton
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Serpiko - 24.03.2013
Fireskull Wrote:...when the grim reaper is standing behind you looking at IL-2 on the screen and taps on your shoulder saying, "Okay, buddy - for you the war is over."
Clinton
...and you promptly answer: "no problem - just a quick toilet break, and I'm ready to respawn"
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Deutschmark - 24.03.2013
When you finally go to take your hand off your joystick and find out you cant because your finger nails have grown through the pram of your hand and are coming out the other side...
Deutschmark :mrgreen:
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Serpiko - 27.03.2013
...when you see that your score in the current online game is 15664845465143841351450 points. :mrgreen:
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Einfeld11 - 27.03.2013
....when you sit on a potty (like toddlers use) so you wouldn't have to get up to use the restroom.
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Jambo - 03.04.2013
---- you enter the "Autobahn" / "Motorway" / "Freeway" and after you pick up speed up to a 150km/h (93.15 mph),
you start pulling your steering wheel towards you - very gently.
At a velocity around a 180km/h (111.78 mph) you're already pulling like an idiot and wondering why the heck you don't get airborne.... for Chrissake! :oops: :mrgreen:
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Einfeld11 - 03.04.2013
...when you try fitting 20mm cannon on the hood of your car.
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Serpiko - 06.04.2013
Jambo Wrote:At a velocity around a 180km/h (111.78 mph) you're already pulling like an idiot and wondering why the heck you don't get airborne.... for Chrissake! :oops: :mrgreen:
And you've already got a pair of "bandits" on your six... with blue flashing lights and loud sirens! :mrgreen:
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - LeBigTed - 08.04.2013
Serpiko Wrote:Jambo Wrote:At a velocity around a 180km/h (111.78 mph) you're already pulling like an idiot and wondering why the heck you don't get airborne.... for Chrissake! :oops: :mrgreen:
And you've already got a pair of "bandits" on your six... with blue flashing lights and loud sirens! :mrgreen:
And you treat them of Vulchers! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - Jambo - 11.04.2013
:mrgreen: Love it!!! :
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Re: You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when... - cammoammo - 14.04.2013
when you are too afraid to park in the garage because you think you will suddenly explode once you get next to it.
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