[RadPig94]

c'mon men we all have a fun laugh with this kind of stuff. give me your best, i'll start. I would also like to know what lines you guys really used one day

• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
  
  Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  
  Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
  
  (Hand out phone card that says) "Smile if you want to sleep with me."
  
  Lets Play War....I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me

[KG64_Cnopicilin]

Do you believe in love on first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

I don't know how that translates in better way, I only know that in Finnish.

[cammoammo]

you wannah know the biggest joke is. north dakota

[cammoammo]

stems of clover lol