[Guest]

Wish Granted but you have to pay Shipping fees.

I wish I had a Delete topic button.

[Guest]

Wish granted, but you're too much of a snydrome to see it :lol:

I wish I shoot everyone who posts here.

[Guest]

Wish granted, but that means yourself aswell.

I wish for a Dalek.

[Guest]

Wish granted but it kills you

I wish someone would give me one good reason with NO backlash why I should fight the urge to not edit all your posts :lol:

[Guest]

Because I am a Senior Nazi Officer, We are winning the War and I will have you shot!

I wish for a 4D Television.

[Planemad]

Wish Granted but its so in you face, you go in your pant, as you were scared :!:

I wish I had a Unicorn

Planemad

[Guest]

The unicorn rams its horn horn up your arse

I wish I had a bag full of mushrooms.

[Planemad]

Wish Granted, but it turns out they are Magic Mushroom (Illegal Drug) and you are arrested and Executed

I wish for a Super Computer, with wireless Internet :lol: with 100 Million Tera bits ,

Planemad

[RadPig94]

wish granted, but it takes up a whole storage building and the monitor is only 5" and you pay a hefty monthly fee for wireless internet

i wish there was a way tto put video games in ma brainz

[Planemad]

Wish granted but you head doesn't have enough memory and explodes :twisted:

I wish for a bicycle with turbo jets to go faster :!:

Planemad

[caldrail]

Wish granted but you're arrested by the police for setting fire to pedestrians

I wish for IL2 modding to be completely easy and stress free.

[Guest]

Wish granted, but the simplicity bores you. Frustrated with life, you rob a shopping centre and end up emptying a full magazine from your glock into the people. Not good news.

I wish we had female strippers here.

[AcesHigh]

Wish granted, but they all have large hands and adams apples...

I wish CK would come out in my lifetime

[Planemad]

Wish Granted but the day it comes out your are hit by a bus, then a car :!:

I wish I had lots of house's and wife's

Planemad

[RadPig94]

Granted, but they turn against you when they figure out they've been cheated on


i wish for faster internetz