[caldrail]

A quick browse of the site before I go home... log in... oooh what's this? A Swordfish? A beta? A downloadable aeroplane? Woohooo! I'll try that. My imagination is pulsing with possibilities already. Now, where's the link... Aha, there it is... Click... Oh. Ummm... Where do I click?.... Try this maybe?... No, no swordfish there.... Try that... Nope. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I see, you have to register. Oh well, so be it. Now, click on a suspiciously italian text link.... Ah. There's lots of italian text staring me in the face. Why why why did I not listen to my teachers when I was young? Okay. Calm down, lets be sensible. I can't read italian so I have to figure this out from first principles.... Hey this is like spying.... Click there... Woohooo! I'm in! Swordfish, you are mine... All mine Mwuahahahahaaaaa!.... Huh? Disk full?

I think this is a plot to re-establish the Roman Empire, but I'll forgive you. If I find any bugs I'll get back to you, otherwise the Italian Fleet is doomed