[Bentley]

Japanese commander: "What happened"
sailor: "Well a bomb hit and the front fell off...."

:rofl: "And why did the front fall off?" "Well a bomb hit it."

Japanese Commander: "What, out here - in the middle of a war. Chance in a million!"

Emperor Tojo: "What are those ships made out of anyways?"

Sailor: "Well cardboard's right out"