18.09.2010, 19:51
Cnopi, you definetely got too much time on your hands...
I'd just shot that pervert, who's showing off his b#lls to the public, stripped his fur and eaten the rest...
:mrgreen: :lol: :roll:
But again, nicely documented in that certain style... :
)
And another one, supporting the "pro-bear" movement:
"Northern American guy travels up to Canada to go bear hunting.
He has everything ready, his Jeep, his 30-06 and his checkered shirt,
so he sets out to the great green beyond and suddenly - strike!
He spots a baby bear! He aims and wham! Baby bear dead!
He pulls out his hunter's knife and closes the poor little chaps body to
skin him, when suddenly he feels a heavy tap on his shoulder.
The hunter turns around just to find he's facing a giant brown bear,
looking down at him in a most disgusted manner.
The bear says: "Oy, fella! Ya know, that wusn't really nice, whatcha did
there... Ya know, you got two choices: either we'll rip you apart right 'ere,
or you lower yer pants right away and I'll f*ck yer a$$!"
As you can imagine, the hunter is in a tight spot there; being ripped to
pieces could spoil a man's day, as well as being frakked up the abdomen.
But the least is the lesser evil, so the hunter lowers his pants and the bear
starts workin'.
3 months later, the hunter's out of rehab and has only one single thought
in his mind: "REVENGE!"
So he buys a new Jeep, a new 30-06 and a new shirt and again sets out
to the great green beyond and all of a sudden spots that goddam brown
bear, that's responsible for his three months in rehab.
He ducks, aims and blows that goddam brown bear's lights out.
Satisfied with himself and his thirst for revenge quenched, he
pulls out his hunter's knife and closes the brown bears corpse,
when, all of a sudden, he feels a pounding tap on his shoulder...
The hunter turns around, sensing some deja-vù, just to find he's facing
a giant black Grizzly, looking down at him in a most angry manner.
The bear says: "Oy, fella! Ya heard this before, haven't ya?
Ya know, you got two choices: either we'll rip you apart right 'ere,
or you lower yer pants right away and I'll f*ck yer a$$!
What's yer choice?"
Sobbing, the hunter does as he did before, "taking the easy way out",
lowering his pants and the Grizzlybear starts workin'.
5 months later. The hunter's out of rehab and nearly can't control himself
because his mind is revolving around one single thought:
RETALIATION!!! That damn Grizzly's oughta get it!!!
So dude sets out again, same story: new Jeep, new rifle, new shirt,
spots that Grizzly sucker, , end of story!
Now, take that knife out and...
when all of a sudden...
he feels the heavy weight of a giant paw on his shoulder.
The hunter turns around shivering, just to face a giant polar bear(!).
The polar bear looks down on the hunter and goes:
"Say, you don't really come here for hunting, do ya?!" "
I'd just shot that pervert, who's showing off his b#lls to the public, stripped his fur and eaten the rest...
:mrgreen: :lol: :roll: But again, nicely documented in that certain style... :
) And another one, supporting the "pro-bear" movement:
"Northern American guy travels up to Canada to go bear hunting.
He has everything ready, his Jeep, his 30-06 and his checkered shirt,
so he sets out to the great green beyond and suddenly - strike!
He spots a baby bear! He aims and wham! Baby bear dead!
He pulls out his hunter's knife and closes the poor little chaps body to
skin him, when suddenly he feels a heavy tap on his shoulder.
The hunter turns around just to find he's facing a giant brown bear,
looking down at him in a most disgusted manner.
The bear says: "Oy, fella! Ya know, that wusn't really nice, whatcha did
there... Ya know, you got two choices: either we'll rip you apart right 'ere,
or you lower yer pants right away and I'll f*ck yer a$$!"
As you can imagine, the hunter is in a tight spot there; being ripped to
pieces could spoil a man's day, as well as being frakked up the abdomen.
But the least is the lesser evil, so the hunter lowers his pants and the bear
starts workin'.
3 months later, the hunter's out of rehab and has only one single thought
in his mind: "REVENGE!"
So he buys a new Jeep, a new 30-06 and a new shirt and again sets out
to the great green beyond and all of a sudden spots that goddam brown
bear, that's responsible for his three months in rehab.
He ducks, aims and blows that goddam brown bear's lights out.
Satisfied with himself and his thirst for revenge quenched, he
pulls out his hunter's knife and closes the brown bears corpse,
when, all of a sudden, he feels a pounding tap on his shoulder...
The hunter turns around, sensing some deja-vù, just to find he's facing
a giant black Grizzly, looking down at him in a most angry manner.
The bear says: "Oy, fella! Ya heard this before, haven't ya?
Ya know, you got two choices: either we'll rip you apart right 'ere,
or you lower yer pants right away and I'll f*ck yer a$$!
What's yer choice?"
Sobbing, the hunter does as he did before, "taking the easy way out",
lowering his pants and the Grizzlybear starts workin'.
5 months later. The hunter's out of rehab and nearly can't control himself
because his mind is revolving around one single thought:
RETALIATION!!! That damn Grizzly's oughta get it!!!
So dude sets out again, same story: new Jeep, new rifle, new shirt,
spots that Grizzly sucker, , end of story!
Now, take that knife out and...
when all of a sudden...
he feels the heavy weight of a giant paw on his shoulder.
The hunter turns around shivering, just to face a giant polar bear(!).
The polar bear looks down on the hunter and goes:
"Say, you don't really come here for hunting, do ya?!" "