02.10.2010, 04:13
No, that bomber crew just has to be british....
Gunner: I say, Sir, we seem to have lots of smoke coming out of the engines
Pilot: Yes, I see it. Thank you Bertie. Carruthers, be a good fellow and check temperatures and pressures will you?
Engineer: Not looking good Sir. We might have a problem.
Pilot: No need to worry. I'll just use these new fangled fire extiuingishing things. Oh bother, where's the button? I saw it yesterday... Aha! That's got it. Firing extinguishers now...
Gunner: Sorry Sir, still trailing lots of smoke.
Pilot. Oh dash it. Squadron Leaders holding a birthday bash this evening and it looks as if I'll miss it.
Navigator: Bad luck there Sir.
Pilot: Oh well, mustn't gripe, eh what? Look, I have an idea. I'm going to fly very, very low, and I want you all to scoop water out of the sea, and we'll put that silly fire out by hand. Get ready. here we go, losing altitude, now...
But we all know that Betty came through okay. The screenies confirm Jesus was at the controls.
Gunner: I say, Sir, we seem to have lots of smoke coming out of the engines
Pilot: Yes, I see it. Thank you Bertie. Carruthers, be a good fellow and check temperatures and pressures will you?
Engineer: Not looking good Sir. We might have a problem.
Pilot: No need to worry. I'll just use these new fangled fire extiuingishing things. Oh bother, where's the button? I saw it yesterday... Aha! That's got it. Firing extinguishers now...
Gunner: Sorry Sir, still trailing lots of smoke.
Pilot. Oh dash it. Squadron Leaders holding a birthday bash this evening and it looks as if I'll miss it.
Navigator: Bad luck there Sir.
Pilot: Oh well, mustn't gripe, eh what? Look, I have an idea. I'm going to fly very, very low, and I want you all to scoop water out of the sea, and we'll put that silly fire out by hand. Get ready. here we go, losing altitude, now...
But we all know that Betty came through okay. The screenies confirm Jesus was at the controls.