player has beed captured by the opposing force
#16

Here's mine, but this is not new it's just personalized to your liking, what would be cool would be that everybody else could see it... :lol:
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user_joins {0} joins the battle.
user_leaves {0} has surrendered and left the battle.
user_kicked {0} has been booted by the host admin.
user_timeouts {0} has been idle for too long and is kicked.

user_joinarmy {0} joins the {1} army.
user_readytogo {0} is ready to go.

user_cheating1 Lag, Packet loss has been detected!
user_cheating2 Warping has been detected!
user_cheating3 Dial-up connection has been detected!
user_cheating4 Warp Drive engaged! Packet loss detected!
user_cheating5 {0} kicks his modem as he warps across the sky!

user_cheatkick1 {0} is autokicked by the host.
user_cheatkick2 {0} is booted from the game.
user_cheatkick3 {0} has been booted.

gore_kill1 {1} has been splashed by {0}.
gore_kill2 {0} is victorious over {1}.
gore_kill3 {1} is splattered across the sky by {0}.
gore_kill4 {1} has been schooled by {0}.
gore_kill5 {0} You Ace You! As he brings down {1}''s plane.

gore_killaaa1 {0} is brought down by uber AAA.
gore_killaaa2 {0} is shot down by a peasant with muzzle loader.
gore_killaaa3 {0} + flak shell = BOOM!
gore_killaaa4 {0}''s body explodes in his cockpit from a massive artillery shell!
gore_killaaa5 {0}''s dentures are polished by a massive flak burst!

gore_gun1 {0} body explodes from a artillery round.
gore_gun2 {0} catches an artillery round up his tailpipe.
gore_gun3 {0} has been killed by massive artillery round up the keyster.

gore_tank1 {0} has been killed by a tank, what a bitch.
gore_tank2 {0} has been anihilated by a tank's main gun.
gore_tank3 {0} swallows a cannon-shell.

gore_ship1 {0} has been killed by a crack shot ship gunner.
gore_ship2 {0} is brought down by drunk naval AAA.
gore_ship3 Ship AAA scores direct hit and scatters {0}''s all over the sky.

gore_ai1 {0} was shot down by an AI plane LMAO!
gore_ai2 AI plane brings a horrific end to {0}.
gore_ai3 {0} loses the fight to an AI plane what a noob!

gore_sawwing1 {0} neatly saws off {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing2 {0} slices off {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing3 {1} has lost a wing to {0}''s uber shot.
gore_sawwing4 {0}''s gunnery removes {1} of a much needed wing.
gore_sawwing5 {1} is de-winged by {0}''s accurate gunfire.

gore_blowwing1 {0} neatly blows {1}''s wing off.
gore_blowwing2 {1}''s wing is blown off with {0}''s uber shot.
gore_blowwing3 Uber shot, {0}!
gore_blowwing4 Great shot, {0}, {1} loses a wing!
gore_blowwing5 {0} You Ace you!!!

gore_blowup1 Nice shot, {0}! {1} is vaporized!
gore_blowup2 {0} detonates {1}''s fuel tank.
gore_blowup3 {1} explodes showering entrails all over {0}''s windscreen.
gore_blowup4 {0} lites up {1} like a Christmas tree!
gore_blowup5 {1} Has been scattered across the sky by {0}''s concentrated fire.
gore_blowup5 {0} Gives everyone a fireworks show as he explodes {1} all over the sky!

gore_lightfuel1 {0} raises the thermostat for {1}.
gore_lightfuel2 {0} scores a direct hit on {1}''s fuel tank.
gore_lightfuel3 {0} sets {1}''s fuel on fire as he screams in agony.

gore_lighteng1 {0} gives {1}''s "cockpit heater" a new meaning!
gore_lighteng2 {0} lights up {1}''s crate like roman candle.
gore_lighteng3 {1} is on toasted like marshmallow!

gore_blowtail1 {0} blows {1}''s tail completely off.
gore_blowtail2 {0} saws {1} in half.
gore_blowtail3 {1}''s ass is blown clean off.

gore_pk1 {1} ventilates {0}''s coconut!
gore_pk2 {0} riddles {1}''s body, making a mess of his cockpit.
gore_pk3 {1} screams with agony dying violently!
gore_pk4 {0} turns {1}''s body into a heap of meat!
gore_pk5 {0} turns {1}''s body into a high velocity projectile interceptor!

gore_pk301 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s cannon fire.
gore_pk302 {0} puts a cannon shell through {1}''s body.
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage!

gore_headshot1 {0} removes {1}''s nugget!
gore_headshot2 {0} snipes {1} with a headshot!
gore_headshot3 {0} beheaded {1}!

gore_throat1 {0} puts a round right through {1}''s throat!
gore_throat2 {0} shoots {1} through the neck!
gore_throat3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bullet!

gore_gk1 {0} silences {1}''s gunner.
gore_gk2 {1}''s gunner splattered by {0}''s fire.
gore_gk3 {0} burdens {1} with a body in the gunner seat.

gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.

gore_hitctrls1 {0} cuts {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls2 {0} snaps {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls3 {1} loses controls to {0}''s well placed fire.

gore_crashes1 {0} augers into the Earth like a meteor!
gore_crashes2 {0} is a lawndart!
gore_crashes3 {0} eats a mouthful of dirt!
gore_crashes4 {0} gives a new meaning to the word "MudMover"
gore_crashes5 {0} plays Dig Dug with his aircraft.

gore_lands1 {0} lands perfectly!
gore_lands2 {0} is on the ground safe and sound.
gore_lands3 {0} has returned to home base.
gore_lands4 {0} lands and lives to fly another day!
gore_lands5 {0} lands and heads straight for the latrine.

gore_crashland1 {0} totals his bird on landing and calls Geico.
gore_crashland2 {0} skips across the runway attempting a land speed record.
gore_crashland3 {0}''s crate burns on the runway.
gore_crashland4 {0}''s crate bounces on landing like a pogo stick, littering the runway!
gore_crashland5 {0} fails miserably on landing approach.

gore_ditch1 {0} ditches his bird.
gore_ditch2 {0} lands in a field of cow manure!
gore_ditch3 {0} successfully crash lands in BFE!
gore_ditch4 {0} manages to ditch in a mine field!
gore_ditch5 could'nt make it back to the airfield hey {0}

gore_swim1 {0} feeds the fish.
gore_swim2 {0} goes skiing.
gore_swim3 {0} goes for a swim with the sharks.
gore_swim4 {0} attempts water landing.
gore_swim5 {0} shows us why life preservers are important.

gore_pkonchute1 {1} is ventilated in his chute by {0}!
gore_pkonchute2 {0} shoots {1} hanging in his bloody chute!
gore_pkonchute3 {0} turns {1} into a heap of meat!
gore_pkonchute4 {0} is a chute shooter!
gore_pkonchute5 {1} is decimated in his chute by {0} what honor!

gore_spins1 {0} spun out!
gore_spins2 {0} stalls.
gore_spins3 {0} spins out of control.

gore_spinfatal1 {0} did not recover from a spin.
gore_spinfatal2 {0} crashed and burned.
gore_spinfatal3 {0} spins into the ground.

gore_rocketed1 {1} tastes {0}''s rocket!
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket scores a direct hit on {1}!
gore_rocketed3 {1} gets a jolt from {0}''s rocket!

gore_bombed1 {1} has swallowed {0}''s bomb!
gore_bombed2 {0} scores a direct bomb hit on {1}!
gore_bombed3 {1} catches {0}''s bomb in his lap!

gore_walkaway1 {0} lights a smoke as he walks away from crash site
gore_walkaway2 {0} decides to go for a long walk after crashing is plane
gore_walkaway3 {0} runs away from his engulfed aircraft
gore_walkaway4 {0} wonders how he survived that crash
gore_walkaway5 {0}runs out in his smoking boots, scrambling from the wreck

gore_burnedcpt1 {0} is roasted extra crispy, finger licking good
gore_burnedcpt2 {0} cant escape his cockpit because his gloves are on fire
gore_burnedcpt3 {0} screams "Nurse" as his skin melts off
gore_burnedcpt4 {0} canopy melts into his cockpit and cooks him!
gore_burnedcpt5 {0} head looks like a matchstick as he burns alive

gore_hitouttac1 {0} blows {1} out of control.
gore_hitouttac2 {0} sends {1} spinning out of control.
gore_hitouttac3 {0} hits {1} hard!

gore_vulcher1 {0} is definitely a dirty bird.
gore_vulcher2 {0}, winners don't play vulcher's, but it sure is fun.
gore_vulcher3 {0}, you bastard!
gore_vulcher4 {0} strafes {1}''s poor defenseless aircraft.
gore_vulcher5 {0} pounds {1}''s aircraft into the ground.

gore_captured {0} has beed captured, water boarded monkey-humped by the other side.
gore_bailedout {0} hits the silk.
gore_killed {0} dies screaming for his mommy.

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I couldn't resist leaving the "beed"in there.
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#17

in the future, can anyone putting up their version of their chat put it in a link or file so as to not take up space on the thread?

this is not to discourage this, and I have no problem with people posting thier chat file, but I think it may become an inconvenience for viewers if posted in its entirety.

thanks
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#18

Some of those lines are rather funny though ... Wink
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#19

Well, I know its not several HUGE pictures but it is what it is. Anyway these are easy to edit any way you wish them to read, I noticed a few have the same line repeated so you could change them for instance;
gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.
changed to-
gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with round through his Good Eye!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s forehead.

You get the idea, just use your imagination...
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