[Janpetuhra]

I just stumbled across this web site: http://www.adolf.co/
So wrong but I LOLed.

Adolf Brings You The Final Solution
Do you have a burning question that desperately needs satisfaction ? Did you get yourself in a jam and need a quick fix ? Ask Adolf! I've been providing definitive solutions for complicated problems since 1889. You can ask your question by clicking on Ask Adolf.

Obviously due to my tremendeously busy schedule I can't answer each and every question myself, but I do have a lot of dedicated helpers who feel sympathic towards my struggle. You can be Adolf too! Just click 'Provide a final solution' and answer a couple of questions on my behalf. Note that I do take my task as webführer very seriously. Don't spam, and stay in character.

With questions such as "My Little Brother (17) keeps annoying me. What are possible, but effective ways to get rid of him?".

Cool logo too