You know you've been playing IL2 for to long when...
#16

When you kill the guy in front of you and the message comes up saying...
( you won the war, you have killed everyone and there is on one left to play with )

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#17

...when you near a beehive and you think that B-17s are above, ready to drop their payload.
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#18

... when you are moving your head in your car to get 6 degrees of freedom :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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#19

...when you are down to you 5th joystick after breaking the other 4 from stress and sqeezing the trigger too hard.
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#20

---- you suddenly jump of your chair, in very awkward manner in front of your computer, hit the floor square, starting to count very loud: "One thousand, two thousand, three thousand!" and then pulling the imaginary rip cord,
waiting for 2 or 3 seconds, jumping up, looking upwards and with a great relief and smile, telling all your family and visiting friends: "The chut is open, I'm save!" :roll: :mrgreen:
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#21

... When you search to enable the water injection, while overtaking a car ;o)
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#22

...when you scream your head off while your wingman is stealing your kill.
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#23

... when your mobile phone bells are sounds of Spitfire, Corsair, Mustang... Lowpasses by Tiger ;o)

Ted
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#24

LeBigTed Wrote:... when your mobile phone bells are sounds of Spitfire, Corsair, Mustang... Lowpasses by Tiger ;o)

Ted
Not yet, but cool idea! :mrgreen:

...when your PC slots are closed by red caps saying "remove before flight"
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#25

When your new joystick that you just got yesterday stands up and says ....
You wore me out already am all DONE!!! and then stops working...

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#26

Whenever an ambulance drives by and i duck and find cover to prepare for the air-raid...
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#27

When you leave home for work running with a parachute over your shoulder....

When an irate traffic policeman asks you at the roadside if you think you're Douglas Bader and you say "Yes"...

When you try to maintain a 'finger four' formation on a motorway....

When you get strange inexplicable road rage at the sight of a red BMW...
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#28

Caldrail, your last 3 were so funny !!!! :Smile) :Smile) :Smile)

When you cannot overtake a car, and suddently you hear your own voice roaring 'BREAK RIGHT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE' Big Grin

Ted
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#29

...the insane asylum staff is holding you to the gurney, one of them is fastening the last strap, and you are screaming, "I'm hit! I'm hit. I am going down!"


Clinton
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#30

...when the guy in the mall looks familiar to an ace pilot.
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