[P/O W. 'Moggy' Cattermole]

Guys, c'mon, leave the poor guy alone. He's within his rights to make such a request, and all it warrants is a level headed response explaining why such things are not possible, or whatever (see the second post, by borris the spider as an example). It really isn't on to totaly ridicule him. You should be above all that, and it's sad that I'm going to clear up this thread because you aren't. I know some people may come out with things you might think are daft, or that you think are daft -- be the sort of person who tries to be helpful, not the sort that immediately ridicules. As KG64_cnopicilin said, 'Only a "it's not possible" is enough'.