[Jambo]

As I told you, sometimes it's even more fun to read the translation than the joke! :)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Finding half a worm!

A man visits his granny in the nursing home.
When he arrives, she is asleep, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, watches television and eats some peanuts from a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the granny wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished all the peanuts bowl. "I'm so sorry, granny, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"
"That's okay, dear," granny replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't like them anyway."


Two students had an important exam coming up.
They decided to party instead of preparing themselves.
On the day of the exam they showed up telling the teacher that their car had broken down the night before due to a flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor told them that they could have one more day to study.
That evening, both of the boys studied all night long until they were sure that they knew just about everything.
When they arrived at school the next morning, they were told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam.
As each sat down, they read the first question: For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom.
At this point, they both thought that this was going to be easy.
Then, the test continued: For 95 points, tell me which tire it was. :wink: