[LeBigTed]

Hallo Leute !!!!

Ich möchte ein Bier (Dom Kölsch Bitte), um mit ihnen zu trinken ;o)

Ich habe einige ihrer Scherze gelesen, viel Spass !!!!! Die mit den Bären ist super Bearkiller !!!!

Also jetzt möchte ich eine Scherze erzählen... aber in English, for unser Tommy-Freund Planemad ;o)



IN ENGLISH : I would like to have a beer (DOM Kölsch is a bear from Köln), so I would drink with you ;o)
I have a good joke... in English, so our Tommy-Friend Planemad would be able to read it ;o)

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* this is when I'm not sure about the translation*

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The story takes place in France some years ago, on Wednesday afternoon. A Mother has some time to spend because his daughter is at high school, and the husband at work.

So she went to a walk in a second-hand trade* (a flea market* ???). She walked into the street, seeing at every salesman of this market. A lot of things: old-fashioned toys, old-fashioned clothes, old-fashioned chairs... She walked and sees an awesome parrot, with yellow, green, and red feathers, up on a perch* (something which parrots are on).
She began to speak with the salesman to know why he wanted to sell it, and wanted to discuss the price. The salesman told her that the parrot and his perch cost only 10 bucks...

The woman though at this price, even if this is a beautiful parrot, the bird would not speak...
Salesman told her, that this parrot lived many years in a brothel, a house with whores. And as a consequence, he speaks, but has a very very vulgar language.
The wife, immediately answered she was not afraid, she would learn it some new words, she would be patient and in a few time the parrot will speak a clean language...
She paid the bird and came back into her house, very satisfied with her business.

She enters into the house, puts the perch in the entrance, and the parrot roars:

[Parrot voice]
Oooooh!!! New Brothel!!!!!!

Instantly the wife, who is very surprised and shocked, tells the parrot:
[Mother voice]
Oh my god!!! No, it's not a brothel, this is a house, my house... repeat after me HOU-SE...

[Parrot]
Brothel!!!!! Brothel!!!!! ...... Brothel!!!!!

And the wife begins to educate her bird...

A few minutes later, his daughter comes back into the house. Immediately after she opened the door, the parrot looked at her and roars:

[Parrot voice]
Oooooh!!! New Whore !!!!!! New Whore !!!!!! New Whore !!!!!! How does it cost ??? BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The mother is startled (more than shocked), but she wants the parrot to have a good language...

[Mother voice]
No this is not a whore, this is my daughter, Mary. Tell Mary, Marrry for christ's sake !!!

[Parrot]
Mary new bitch !!! Oooooooh !!! New Brothel !!!!!!

The daugther get into the kitchen to take something to eat and to drink, and came back into the entrance to see the parrot and get some explanations from his mother...
The parrot looked another time at Mary, and saw the Coca Cola.

[Parrot]
Ooooooooh !!!! New drink !!!!!! Ooooooh !!!!! GIMME A WHISKY.... BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!! PIIIIAAAAAATCH !!!!!!!!

Some minutes later, came the father. He opened the door, and immediately the parrot looked at him...


[Parrot]

OOOOOOOOOOH !!!!!!!!! NEW BROTHEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ALWAYS THIS GOOOOOOOD OOOLD ROOOOOOOBERRRRRRT !!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Hope you will like it mates ;o)

Cheers

Ted