[Nadia]

'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' = Oh my god ! ( not the abriviated version OMG ) LOL ! :lol:

This joke feels like a direct quote from Al Bundy, in "Married With Children". :!:

( Mar.WithChildr. was a US sitcom of 1990's that lasted 11 years; featuring an shoe-salesman's family with absolutely no food on the table ).

Al smart ass answer:

Peggy: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQL7kPbeCcg