The Best Smart Ass Answers
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Al was notourious for smart-ass answers insulting all obese women comming into his store:

A large group of large women puts him on trial just for that : "Sir... do you understand the gravity of the situation here ?"
Al mart ass answer: "I understand you are asking a lot out of gravity already !"

Al chants: "...One, Two, Three, Four ! You are going through the floor !"

Fat woman says: "... how dare you tell me this to my face !"
Al: " I would tell you to your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas !"

Fat woman leaving: " That's it ! I'm taking my business elsewhere !"
Al: " Why dont you try the moon, where gravity is only 1/6th that of the earth!"

Smart ass chubby girl sits next to her fat mother: " You are a shoe-salesman ! You will be a shoe-salesman for the rest of your life ! You have no future!"
Al: "Missy, look right next to you, THIS IS your future!"

Rambunctious boy playing in the background , finally says while his quite big mother decides to leave: "I want a balloon !"
Al says: " ...You already got one !"

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