[LeBigTed]

...When you wake up sweaty and your wife asks you if you are well because you shouted 'Rayak 2, BAIL OUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE !!!'

;o)

I love this thread ;o)

Ted

[Deutschmark]

when your beard is starting to hit the floor and you are still trying to kill the guy in front of you...

Deutschmark :mrgreen:

[Serpiko]

...when you run out of fuel, despite it is selected as 'unlimited' :wink:

[LeBigTed]

... When you see in The Voice (a TV Show) a singer whose name is Ralf Hartmann, and you ask your wife: "Maybe he is Erich Hartmann's son"

... When you ask your wife: "Do you know who is Erich Hartmann ?" and gently, your wife answers "A pilot..." :)

Yes then, definitely you've been playing IL2 for too long... Time to go to bed with your wife, Shhhh.... ;o)

Ted ;o)

[Fireskull]

...when the grim reaper is standing behind you looking at IL-2 on the screen and taps on your shoulder saying, "Okay, buddy - for you the war is over."


Clinton

[Serpiko]

...when the grim reaper is standing behind you looking at IL-2 on the screen and taps on your shoulder saying, "Okay, buddy - for you the war is over."
Clinton

...and you promptly answer: "no problem - just a quick toilet break, and I'm ready to respawn"

[Deutschmark]

When you finally go to take your hand off your joystick and find out you cant because your finger nails have grown through the pram of your hand and are coming out the other side...

Deutschmark :mrgreen:

[Serpiko]

...when you see that your score in the current online game is 15664845465143841351450 points. :mrgreen:

[Einfeld11]

....when you sit on a potty (like toddlers use) so you wouldn't have to get up to use the restroom.

[Jambo]

---- you enter the "Autobahn" / "Motorway" / "Freeway" and after you pick up speed up to a 150km/h (93.15 mph),
you start pulling your steering wheel towards you - very gently.
At a velocity around a 180km/h (111.78 mph) you're already pulling like an idiot and wondering why the heck you don't get airborne.... for Chrissake! :oops: :mrgreen:

[Einfeld11]

...when you try fitting 20mm cannon on the hood of your car.

[Serpiko]

At a velocity around a 180km/h (111.78 mph) you're already pulling like an idiot and wondering why the heck you don't get airborne.... for Chrissake! :oops: :mrgreen:

And you've already got a pair of "bandits" on your six... with blue flashing lights and loud sirens! :mrgreen:

[LeBigTed]

At a velocity around a 180km/h (111.78 mph) you're already pulling like an idiot and wondering why the heck you don't get airborne.... for Chrissake! :oops: :mrgreen:

And you've already got a pair of "bandits" on your six... with blue flashing lights and loud sirens! :mrgreen:

And you treat them of Vulchers! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Jambo]

:mrgreen:

Love it!!! :)

[cammoammo]

when you are too afraid to park in the garage because you think you will suddenly explode once you get next to it.

:)